rneerkat:

its against the law for certain birds to get sick. very very ill eagle

(via ingenman)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via bikenesmith)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(via rogerwatermelons)

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via crrocs)